Edmonton Courtroom Drama

Posted on Thursday 15 March 2007

Edmonton, Canada - A seven year old boy was at the centre of an Edmonton courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Edmonton Oilers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

(ED NOTE: I didn’t write this… just making sure everyone hears the sad tale.)


3 Comments for 'Edmonton Courtroom Drama'

  1.  
    John Scratchley
    March 15, 2007 | 5:08 pm
     

    Geez, for awhile I thought this was serious! Alas, “the Oil” seem to have lost their winning ways but remain my sentimental favorites.

  2.  
    March 16, 2007 | 1:14 pm
     

    Fishing season starts early in “Oil Country” this year my friends.

  3.  
    March 22, 2007 | 7:47 am
     

    It looks like the Oilers are trying to “run the table”

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